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This is a list of the quotes said by Master Chief.

Season 1Edit

PilotEdit

  • LOL hay guyz wat r going on in this lvl
  • i r guy who gon t33ch u less0n
  • wat r this recon armor?/
  • wtf is this
  • "may b u shud smoek my pole
  • omgwtfbbq
  • this r not gud
  • cum out u bitch
  • ya who dusnt hav ten dol3rz?/ i wipe my ass w/ 10 dol3rz!1

ReconEdit

  • tel them i hav... SUP3R CANSIR
  • traiter, so u must h8 halo now if ur playign cock of doody 4

AttitudeEdit

  • y helo thar!1
  • chek this out, i haz rec0n armer!1
  • shut up faggot, bungie gaev it 2 meh bcuz im fuckign awsim
  • uve got a r33l fuckign FACE problim
  • ill show u a fuking atitood problim
  • cock of doody 4!!1 modirn gayfuckstupid

MeleeEdit

  • arbitir! l00k! hey arbitir? o man chek men otu!11!one im so drunnnk!
  • yaaaa man! chek meh out! i am SO.... WAST3D!1
  • o man i duno if i cna walk!!1
  • no u
  • ur gon get it bitch!11
  • 4 graet justis
  • WTF!1 i hit u 1st
  • TAHTS FUCKIGN HORSESHIT I SHUD HAV WON
  • end teh gaem were goign in 2 theter moed!!one!
  • i pay lots of mun33z 4 a betr intarnets conekshun so i desetv MAWR KILLZ
  • GRRRRRRRR IM SO AGNRY THIS IZ SUCH A BIG FUCKIGN DEAL! IM GON PUT A AGNRY FROWNY FAEC IN THIS EMAEL! L@@K CHEK IT OTU THIS SHOWS TAHT IM RLY AGNRY!!1 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!1ONE!1
  • LALALALALALALALALALALA im not listaning 2 u bcuz ur ghey shut up UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

MartyrdomEdit

  • halo 3 wuz laging liek shit adn it maed meh vreh :( so i quit
  • no tahts teh computir this r teh xbox its sepret DUMBASS
  • dun wurry i hav...... 2 FLOPY DISKZ
  • LOLOLOLLLOLOLOL u obvisly no nothign abot computirs
  • no u
  • ive srsly bin sh0tigh dis ghey b0ss 4 liek 3 hrs
  • ya, ues a mele wepin GUD ID3A R3T4RD
  • shut up 8=========D face
  • U CAN SHUV COCK OFF DOOTY 4 UP UR ASS
  • I CAN HAS MAWR HEALTHS?? 1337
  • KWIK SUM 1 CAL TEH WAAAAAAAAAAAMBLULANCE!!ONE1!
  • CRY MOAR PLEX ;_;
  • brace ur self its about 2 get a whoel lot..... CH33FI3R in this r00m!1
  • say hello 2 mai littel frind hahahhhhhaahahahahahahahaha
  • gh3y3st gaem EV4R1!!!!one!
  • tl;dr
  • LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLLLLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

BrawlEdit

  • u moev ovar
  • no u
  • LOLOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLLOL
  • ur mom nevar seesez 2 amaez meh in b3d
  • MAI ROFLCOPTER IT GOAS SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
  • hugz?/
  • wher is teh luv teh loev the luv
  • thar we go dun wury arbitur its all gon b k
  • thar thar <3
  • y??/ so u cn pleh ur stuped supar barbie poly pokit brotharz gaem, fagg0t?/
  • ur mom waz amasign l4st nite
  • me adn ur mom did 1t a minit ag0
  • but mastar cheef is a pretty cool guy eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anythign
  • hawt dos she hav boobz?/
  • COOL H1GH FIEV
  • coem on dun leev a brothar hanging
  • on lief arbitur on lief
  • wtf is up w/ this controlar ITS LIEK FUCKING LEGO
  • IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER SHOOP DA WHOOP
  • STOP FUCKIGN HITING ME FAGOT let me kill u pl0x
  • stuped ghey fuckign helo kity barbie adn ken sesame street pu$$y poly pokit wimpy kidy ghey stupid brotharz brawl
  • SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

Season 2Edit

GirlsEdit

  • hay bay b
  • wut u doin 2 nite?/
  • thurs a partay in mai armer adn ur invti3d!1
  • ur playign hard 2 get i c. its k. i no u watn meh
  • pickign up hawt chixx

LegendaryEdit

  • hey nubcakes
  • holy shit thiS r teh bestt map teh woel world
  • this r wehr all teh ppl sp4wn
  • it's caled stratigeh mai freind
  • U thikn UR SOOOOOOOOOOO samrt dont U

NewcomersEdit

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • HAVINT U EVAR MET A SPACE CAT B4//one
  • D:l<

Cortana Edit

  • wtf? she caled meh an alein DUM BITCH
  • POLICE PLZ

Conflict - Part 1Edit

  • Travis is a Fuckign dick i no HANG out w/ him no moar
  • "I MUST HAV FOUND TEH ARK" "CUZ UR ASS IS OUT OF THIS GALIXY"
  • MAI ROFLKNIFE GOES SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Conflict - Part 2Edit

  • Im comign 4U ToddLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • teh ROFLKNIFE DEMANDS BLOOD todd
  • Recon is borign nao FLAMING helmut r wai kooler

Season 3Edit

ColdEdit

  • sammich 4 meh plz
  • this map is like Chill otu
  • if I wer BUNJEE i'd be all like "HAY" "GIM33 UR MONIEZ"

WeddingEdit

  • ZZZZZZZZZZZ...
  • STFU and GTFO
  • mind UR own FUCKIGN bissnus Asshole
  • IMMA CHARGIN MAH LASZER SHOO DA WOOOOOOP
  • one kickass weddign

ProfessionalEdit

  • he's MLG/one
  • I <3 U Craig
  • abiter u wer not very nice 2 Craig

Face OffEdit

  • snif snif
  • if I beet him will I get all teh Bitch3s?/one

ShowdownEdit

  • WER TEH FUCK IS TEH ENERGY SWORD
  • NO he r takign all mai favorit weapon//one
  • MLG?? I DISAGREE!
  • HAHAHAHAHA eat mai poo craig

GlitchEdit

  • BRB im justs gonna go kil mais3lf kay
  • yes it's som kinda glitch destroyign teh liefs of thousands of gamerz

PanicEdit

  • Arbiter he r a l0st sole his liefs shatturd liek teh rest of us
  • ask nin'ja if he accepted mai clan invite
  • FOR GREAT JUSTIS
  • this shit is totaly goign on mai MYspace

CheaterEdit

  • FEER MAI CHEATS LOLOLOLOL
  • i cant believ bunjee TOOK mai recon

Company - Part 1Edit

  • Thinkign of ideas makes meh :(
  • wut teh hell do kids want h0t weelz and Frinch fies ??

PartyEdit

  • dude we shud get our drinks on adn celebrate
  • nao we waits ,arbiter nao we waits

Company - Part 2Edit

  • UR Covenant BUTTOCKS r soo fiered
  • I AM UR BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS
  • taht son of a bitch

EvilEdit

  • racist go back 2 franse Hitler
  • seven minutes is all i can spares to pleh w/ U
  • UR FATE HINGES UPON THIS FIGHT

KingEdit

  • mine noa turds go eat a lego or sumtign
  • THATS FABULOUS
  • ROFL IM TEH BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

EndgameEdit

Season 4Edit

Out of ReachEdit

  • IM not like evrybudy else IM MASTUR CHEEF
  • I saved evrybudy else frum fuckign extiction
  • U IS JUST NOT A TRU FAN
  • WUT is ODST??
  • LOL nerd
  • Fuckign CDees how do they werk?
  • maybee i dusnt haz 2 wait, if i does i little "disc burnign"
  • LOL IM GONNA MUTILATE TEH SHIT OUTTA THIS THIGN

It's a BetaEdit

  • armer lok armer lok armer lok armer lok armer lok armer lok armer lok
  • y r ther only 2 maps thats retarted
  • NO DUNT FUCKING TICKLE MEH NO PLEEZ OMG I HAET U
  • mabbeh BUNJEE will gimm33 sumthign kool 4 leaving them such killar fucking feedback
  • THIS GAEM IS TERRIBLE, TOTALY UNEXEPTABLE 4 A FINISED PRODUCT, WUT WER BUNGIE THINK? I r DISSAPOINT

PiratesEdit

  • TEH PIRATES LIEFS IS THE LIEFS 4 MEH
  • LOLOLOL AND A BOTTAL OF WIN
  • its teh kraken ,fiar teh cannons, send it 2 davy jones foot locker
  • imma pirate stupid its mai televishon
  • wut is ur beefs
  • OK u can be captin buttbeard

Aces and SpacesEdit

  • how cum u dont haz any space up ur sleeves:(
  • U, MEH, DICK DRAWING CONTEST
  • he'll think it wuz GHOSTS
  • ur probably acctually Gay
  • wut can i say i had sum space up mai sleeves

Giveth and TakethEdit

  • HALO 3 SUX NAO
  • NO I WUZ ROBBED
  • WHEN I DOWNLODED TEH BETA IT BECAEM MAI PROPERTY
  • and trusts meh U dont want 2 see meh use mai fucking ninjutsu, foar teh wurlds sake

God's WorkEdit

  • 6 hours a day keeps a trolls frown away
  • pop tart foar a true bro
  • LOL,TOOLS OF TEH DEVIL,THEY MUST BE CLENSED OF EVIL
  • TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-

B& (Part 1)Edit

  • BALLS
  • IM teh BOSS, BOSS BOSS BOSS
  • wtf is JTAG
  • boom body shot
  • uh-oh spaggetioh

B& (Part 2)Edit

  • u only got limitud sum BUNGIE fan
  • y dont u show meh sum of ur fruity ass tendo gaems
  • oh no,MAI FACE mai beutiffel face
  • GET TEH FUCK BAK OR ILL GO CLYDE SHAFE ON UR ASS
  • I wunder if u can JTAG on reech LOL

Digital FruitcakesEdit

  • HELLO I AM MASTUR CHEEF LOLOLOLOLOL
  • DIGITAL AGE FUCKERZ
  • skil meens jack shit
  • we own matchmaekign, SUCK ON IT
  • srsly magnem and sprint?/one

Night of the Evading DeadEdit

  • so wer is teh car ?
  • this map is so beest dude
  • u can count on meh man, i got ur six
  • FUCK HIM, we kno wer teh car is, LOLOLOLOL
  • I killed one but nao i haz no ammoz :(
  • teabag him LOL

The SpiderEdit

  • how cum ur scared of shitty graffix arbitur
  • arbitur thers a big ass spider in heer
  • om nom nom <3
  • teh spider wuz right ther and it wuz maeking meh fucking :(
  • OMGWTF ah
  • HOLY FLYING FUCK ARBITUR HELP MEH PLZ
  • MUTHER FUCKIGN DICK NUGGETS GET IT AWAY
  • y can't spiders just fuck off

Christmas Special 2010Edit

  • its fuzzy :3
  • mai turn pass meh teh lettars 
  • fuck this, scribble sux, retarted caveman gaem
  • greg y r u so fucking ugly
  • thers no such thign as santa u troll
  • yyyaa imma go 2 bed so i gets mai presint fastar 

Season 5Edit

House of CardsEdit

  • waek up bitch it's CRISSMISS
  • pressint pressint pressint pressint pressint pressint pressint
  • santa ur so beest
  • teh CHEEF is back baybee LOLOLOLOLOLOL+++/one

Duck LoveEdit

  • thers nevar anything 2 nom in this fucking house
  • Haaaaiii Laaaaaaadiies
  • yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  • stfu greg ur a spider
  • arbitur how does u maeks a show
  • go fuck a duck

Low on HeartsEdit

  • ITS CALLED ACTIVATE
  • he keeps sayign ACTIVATE butt thers one werd he don't get 2 say so its liek its deactived but then he sez it agen so its liek activated agen and thats wut teh woel song is about
  • alls fail in war and pieces
  • TECHNODICKS

Rock BottomEdit

  • can technodicks b at teh begining or teh end or boath LOL
  • im gonna cleen ther clocks, meh and mai ass-salt rifle LOLOLOLOL
  • arbitur im rly rly rly :(
  • im teh hoast right

Hypernews IEdit

  • y teh fuck r we going back the 80s agen Halo didn't even cum out til 2 thousands and 1
  • ACTIVATE AC ACTIVATE
  • first i want 2 remind nintedo that ppls dont haz three hands, unless Im suppost to suck on one of thees or stik it up mai ass
  • W/evar arbitur U know gaem names wut u want a fucking biscut??
  • IM teh hoast only meh

Drunken HaloEdit

  • LOL cheef is so sexy
  • reech isnt sum sissy pillow fight, its a goddamn war
  • TEH CAMPERS LIEF IS TEH LIEFS FOR MEH LOLOLOL AND A BOTTEL OF WIN
  • TEH SPAMMERS LIEF IS TEH LIEFS FOR MEH LOLOLOL AND A BOTTEL OF WIN

Time WastersEdit

  • UR fate is as loked as mai armer ROFL
  • U cant see meh u cant see meh LOL
  • Hao does we force ppl 2 watch mai show
  • arbitur can i axe u a quest chin?
  • I haz to no -scope u frum heer, IM NOT JEESUS
  • they <3 meh

Da BombEdit

  • arbitur we haz to crash this weddign
  • u haz to get all teh LULZ u can get in this werld
  • IM ARBITUR "WERDS WERDS WERDS WERDS WERDS WERDS WERDS WERDS"
  • I promise ill b gud mr security gard sir
  • this is so kool Trent n0t laem at all

Double TroubleEdit

  • I dont right mai daeilogs muther fucker i speek from teh hearts
  • am I ossim yet?
  • STOP CAMPING U FUCKING PUSSYS

Hypernews IIEdit

  • TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNODICKS
  • that sux y wud anyone want 2 pleh as nintendo characters
  • thats racist nintendo and racists r illegel
  • I give James Bonds a 0, werst gaem evar

Stag NightEdit

  • >:D
  • yaaah yummy beer
  • dammit reel33se meh nao or ill rip off all ten of ur legs and stick them up ur ass greg
  • Get teh fuck off meh stupid webs
  • Its kay i didnt h33r nothign DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE LOL

CheatersEdit

  • nao wait heer just a minit i thot u sed ur marring beyonce
  • I <3 mai yums
  • hey greg, LOLOLOL MAI ROFLKNIFE GOES SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC LOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • u still think wer ppls thats cute
  • u agen quit folowign meh around u fucking homo
  • this is soo fucking beest LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

CollapseEdit

  • heer cums teh cheef,w/ his frend whos a queef, bai bai, cuz ur all gonna die
  • we r guyz who gon t33ch u a lesson
  • roger doger
  • Im not leeving till ive put a bullet in every 1 of these guyz fucking heads
  • r u all pencils ?/ cuz ur about 2 B fulled w/ led
  • TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • who maed u teh BOSS BOSS BOSS BOSS
  • IMMA CHARGIN MAH LASZER
  • whoopsie daisies, Imma just go put this back kay
  • uh oh, id bettar maek like a banana and does teh splitz
  • praise MS
  • Imma go kill mai self
  • FUCK SCRABBLE, scrabble is borignh, u cant kill aleins in scrabble
  • is "QUEZ" a werd

Season 6Edit

GenesisEdit

  • 4 starters ppls and colors r difrent things Y DO U COMPAERS THEM.and teh werlds is teh color blue evry 1 knows that
  • and EVENSHUELLY I STILL WONT CAER and who sed i haz 2 listen 2 U U FUCKING DRUNK
  • U C that big sqaer ovar ther, thats teh door GTFO
  • i get drunks 2 party not 2 sit around al :( f33ling sry 4 mai self
  • I cant listn 2 ur drunk bullshit n e moar UR DIEVING MEH CRAZY
  • U CANT CATCH MEH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • STAY AEWAY OR ILL SLIEC UR ASS 2 FUCKING BITS
  • RELACKS MAI ARM IS FUCKING GOEN :(((((((((((
  • IMMA BEET TEH WHOEL CHAMPAIGN IN 1 SERVING
  • we doesnt even haz n e waffles left
  • THIS IS GR8 WE CAN PLEH HALOS AGEN WE JUST HAZ 2 APPLY 2 B MODS?
  • we can boss ppls around and shit

Hard EndEdit

  • if ur so :( y dont u just kill urself alredy LOLOLOL
  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MAEK MEH A? MOD? I WANNA B A MOD
    ), :(, >I:(
  • FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
  • BAI BAI BITCHES

TOSERS Edit

  • U done bieng a fucking emo nao?
  • I want 2 driev teh Tanks

Dough EyesEdit

  • FREEZE! TOSERS! GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
  • its liek shooting fish in a barrel ,exept it is a rivar
  • its liek teh best fucking gun in teh whoel gaem dude 
  • i ment gay as n happy LOL
  • can u tells meh y arbitur is so retarted
  • YUM COOKIES
  • LOOK OUT, HEER COMES TEH SPIDAR CHEEF LOLOL
  • PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA

Chaos Theosis Edit

  • dont u underline mai authority agen asswipe 
  • if im in charge i dont haz to give u a raison 

Fired UpEdit

  • ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  • yawn
  • wut a gorjis day, foar Halos
  • nnnnyyyuuuuum I <3 mai milk
  • Trent wuz a fucking batwing and it wuz funny as hell 2 b00t
  • thats right i dusnt caer
  • ITS WHERE U STRETCHED OUT UR BALLSACK SO U CAN C ALL TEH VAINS AND SHIT HAHAHA
  • its time to lay down teh lawn
  • i say we ban his ass 4 forevar how bout that

The StormEdit

  • evryones a mental detektive obliviously
  • wuts a bandwiths
  • hay no stop cancelling mai sexay pr0n
  • YAAAAAY FREEZE TOSERS GET DOWN ON TEH FUCKING GROUND LOLOLOLOL+/
  • LOL butts
  • 1337 SEXXXAAY HAX
  • OMG thats soo fucking funny 

BlackoutEdit

  • OMG 1337 HAX OMG BBQ
  • NO U
  • arbitur wher did all teh elecktricities go ? did they all go hoem?
  • fleshlight
  • wut teh fuck if teh elecktricities go hoem doesnt teh internets go home 2?
  • Flash doesnt haz 2 drive he runs sooper fast LOL

RemissionEdit

  • Im redy as spegetti tho
  • CUMFART, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 thowsands points
  • Tripul werd score
  • oh rly FREEZE TOSERS GET DOWN ON TEH FUCKING GROUND LOLOL
  • :0
  • Who teh fuck is this douche
  • Nooo not mai haloz

Cradle to GraveEdit

  • KILLAR KITTEN 9 TEEN wow even her name sound hawt >:3
  • arbitur wuts "duh_cronik" ?
  • Arbitur does u now wai theys doesnt killed us in teh TOSERS servars?
  • so who does we kills 1st?
  • Imma drive kay 
  • ROFLMAO

Femme FataleEdit

  • bye bye
  • it is THOSE TIEMS :3
  • i shud get 2 pick teh ppl nao Arbitur its only faer 
  • dont g0 2 bed,sl33p is foar pussies
  • ...I <3 u
  • weh haz ur 1337 haxx, 1337 sexy hax
  • who teh flying fuck is mike and y does evry body keep menshening him?
  • well arbiturs kinda acshuly mai frend, butt not rly,but mebbeh acshuly,mebbeh i dont know LOL,in a wierd way,butt not rly

SeveranceEdit

  • Im arbitur "I HART SRINT, SPRINT SPRINT SPRINT"
  • Armer locks teh shit, its possim graed ossim
  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FUCK YES I DID IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I GETS 2 LOOKS AT TITTIES
  • OVAR MAI DED SEXAY BODY
  • FALCOWN PAWNCH LOL
  • wtf R U GUYZ TALKING ABOUT MEH,NO U
  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL P4WND BITCH
  • IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZR

The ReunionEdit

  • excoose meh i think its "pedestrion" dumass.
  • OMG i new that gai was a butthoel
  • CUM BACK H33R U FUCKING BATWING
  • shoo daa woop+1one
  • it r not ovar till it r ovar arbitur
  • ALLRITE WER IS HE IMMA BLOW HIS ASS UP 

Christmas Special 2011Edit

  • i cant waits 1 moar singul minits 2 pleh Halo Combat Revolved University edishen
  • ive been liek rly rly gud this yer
  • u call meh a prick,ILL give u a prick LOLOLOLOLOL MERRY CHRISSMISS FUCK FACE LOLOLOL

New Year's Special 2011Edit

  • B-U-N-J-E-E, bunjee arbitur
  • thats enuff halos 4 nao its sexmas tiem
  • wer did tiem go lol

Season 7Edit

ReapersEdit

  • lol this university edishen map pak r so fucking cool dued
  • lets pleh matchmaking/i wanna troll sum ppl/>:D
  • sum gaem fuel wud be nice but Jons 2 stoopid to get that either
  • cthulu almighty r u fucking kidding meh 
  • fuck that shit watar is 4 pussys /one+
  • LOL did ur hand cum off thats liek so fucking funny
  • bro fist 
  • bros 4 lyph 

Barbie 'n' the ChiefEdit

  • shes asleeping?
  • evry thing haz fallen offmeh except mai glorious dong and mai fuckign head
  • ur lucky i didnt waist ur drunk ass teh last tiem u fineshed all teh b00ze
  • its k, cuz wer gonna be 2gethar forevar and evar and evar and evar
  • y dont u go away if ur not gonna chillax buzzkillar
  • hay! get ur paws off meh u damn dirty alein 
  • gregs teh ugliest fucker in teh universe and cortana is a sooper sayin bitch
  • lol l@@k at meh, l@@k whos gonna win us teh fucking gaem
  • sry babay but weh both knows this wouldnt lasts 4 evar

Massive DamageEdit

  • arbitur is that u?,i just didnt recognize u w/out teh bottel LOL
  • grill from last nite wer is u?
  • u gotz teh h@wtz foar meh y els wud u send meh a clan invite?
  • Arbitur?, wud u drinks w/ meh foar a littel bits?
  • nobudy lieks meh
  • SHE'S JUST PLASTIC

TerminalEdit

  • mai altitudes wud be much higher if u wernt busting mai balls all teh time
  • wut im about sez will rock ur fucking werlds, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

HeatEdit

  • >:(, stfu
  • Cortana? r u asleeping?
  • but imma help u k? cuz im such a great fucking gai ;)
  • Fax r maed of paperz not stones and papers beat stones n e way
  • kittys g0t klaws after all
  • holy shit :0
  • sry i gess
  • saw meh doign wut exaktly?
  • well fuck u 2

AshesEdit

  • we isnt persins arbitur i thot u had that through ur fucking head, WER PLASTIC, thats it,no s'mor no mess
  • weh all hav our vices U HIPPOPOTOCRITE
  • jon smokes

Two Point ZeroEdit

  • will i get teh cancer, mebbeh... THE SUPER CANSIR
  • i dont haz to  rush i haz all teh tiems in teh werld,all of those
  • GREG u SEXY B33ST show ur self
  • smoking maeks u cool,its a scientifik fax
  • dumass its fax wtf is fact? 

Bytes season 1Edit

Well HungEdit

  • Zune handhelld is teh best handheld praise MS
  • does he even hav a grill freind ?
  • shut up you'll jinx it lol

Day One CookiesEdit

  • fifty bux
  • quit thinkign ur a c00kie baker gai persin and telling meh wen and how i can baek mai 1337 cookies asshole
  • ur all liek "im arbitur im retarted and i dont think this tray is full so that must m33ns these cookies suk"

MemelandEdit

  • problem?
  • memays that wut ther called
  • arbiter is that u i can barely sees u past all ur frends lol

Doggy StyleEdit

  • hows ur shitty gaem arbitur, u enjoying ur shitty gaem?
  • alright im riteing mai own ending 2 ass errect 3 
  • only u cud maek video gaems sound that fucking gay dued just saying

Steaks, Taters and Hairy TicksEdit

  • lion king? ur plehign lion king? wut teh fucks ur problem?
  • until halo caem otu developerz wer liek HERP DERP HOW DO I COMPUTER?
  • and cart00ns r foar bebbehs. im not a bebbehs arbiter r u ?
  • praise bungie, praise MS our one tru gods/++1one
  • it r tiems to casts u into teh eternal fiers of gaemers hell it is those tiems

BlockheadsEdit

  • tiems up lol i wants to surf teh internets 
  • let meh use it nao or imma killed ur fucking ass
  • arbitur no budy givs a fuck about informashins, informashins r fucking boringh
  • if its sum hipster ass bebbeh shit liek lion king agen imma kicked ur ass back to ur hoem planets 

In the PuddingEdit

  • excuse mai "partikuler taests " i just perfer gaems that dont look liek kompleet and udder shit
  • its 2 thowsands and twelve for fucks sake thers no raison foar gaems to look liek ass n e moar
  • stop bieng parts of teh problem shithead, u cud be part of teh sulutions and be super hardcore liek meh

Number One FanEdit

  • im not tearing mai self away from halos, on teh canary im acshuley w8ing foar it
  • FUCKING HALO 4 DUED ARNT U FUCKING STOEKED ,wait no ur to busy plehign evry fucking retarted shitty ass gaem that caem out b4 jeesus wuz boern 
  • praise bunjie , praise MS, praise them arbiter wut r u w8ing foar?

L.A. Edit

  • n000ooo wur jus getten sturtad (In response to Mario in Game Over, also a reference to the Master Chief's last line of Halo: CE/CEA)
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